May/101
Hot Sun!
Teacher To College Boy: What Special Do U Do On Mother's Day. Boy: Any Girl Who Wants To Be A Mother......I Help Her To Become So!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night..! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
May/102
Prostitute or Protestant
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute." "Ye what!!? Get out, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace!" "OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10 bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the brand new Mercedes convertible that's parked outside, a ...
May/100
Two Dollar Whore
This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?" "Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!" The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was ...
May/100
Emergency Appointment
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina. So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? ...
May/100
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches ...
May/100
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Apr/100
Anniversary
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it once more for old time's sake." "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. A police officer is sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this . ...
Apr/100
Man Or Woman?
A man and a woman just had sex. The man pulls out a cigarette and asks the woman, "Do you have a lighter?" The woman replies, " There's some matches in the top drawer. " The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man. The man asks, " Is this your boyfriend?" The woman say's, "No" The guy asks, " Your husband?" The woman says, "No" The guy asks, " Well who is it then?" The woman replies, " That's me before my operation!"
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