Couple

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting

at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his

wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.”

“Yeah,” she replied, “Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting here

at this breakfast table together.”

“Hmmm,” the old man said, “We were probably sitting here naked as jay birds

fifty years ago this morning.”

“Well,” the old lady snickered, “What do you say…should we?”

Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

“You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples

are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied the old man. “One’s in your coffee and

the other one’s in your oatmeal!”